Das Rambo Zambo Sommer-Special

In the organizer's words:

Only in July & August: Our RAMBO ZAMBO SUMMER SPECIAL!

++All seats for 28 euros + 1 Spritz for ½ price++

So, slip into your flip-flops and come along. While Fritze Merz is surfing off into the sunset on his special assets in the parliamentary summer slump, we say: Why wander into the distance? You can also experience refreshing dives into the shark tank of politics in our satirical recreation area on the Spree!

Forget jellyfish, wasps and annoying sunburn - beautifully shaded at Friedrichstraße S-Bahn station, DISTEL has no open air at all, just a good draught in your head. When the others are sweating, you can sit with us in the cool - or to paraphrase Nietzsche: Global Warming? Local cabaret!

Our program:

SchMERZtherapie - Through the wall on a cargo bike

The smallest GroKo of all time. Pre-programmed headwind in parliament. Debate culture at its lowest point. How long can this go on?

A seminar is needed. Team building, as it is called in the new German: trust exercises, confrontations, building bridges. Three parliamentarians are the first to undergo pain therapy.

Confused MPs search for majorities, overburdened office staff confront their bosses, even the new chancellor drops by to practise anger management. Until the therapy robot gives up and burns out. Habeck, Wagenknecht and Strack-Zimmermann compete in a swan song for their parties. Even Karl Lauterbach puts his health on the line and looks for a final use.

One realization remains: Dream and trauma are close together, because there is a little bit of Merz in every pain.

Price information:

28€ unit price + 1 Spritz at 1/2 price on presentation of the ticket at the bar