20 ON THE INSIDE, RANCID ON THE OUTSIDE
What do you do in your mid-40s, in the middle of life? Too young for the
midlife crisis, too old for a YouTube career.
The elementary questions arise:
Do I invite the intern to dinner or my wife?
Am I going to eat fat or have liposuction?
Do I become an early retiree or do I develop another app?
Porsche or Pokemon go?
Zen monastery or swingers club? Or do I just go to a nunnery? Maybe
do both?
And when I die, will I need a transition jacket?
50 is the new 30 - but that doesn't apply to knees.
Fischer and Jung are ultra-high temperature.