Hey you! Yes, exactly you! You look good. Good enough to watch my new stage program. Actually, even better. Wow! Really, I didn't think it was possible that people like you still existed. You are the first person in a long time with whom I could imagine the "you". Now that we've gotten closer, I'll tell you something: you've got something in your teeth. Could be spinach. Something healthy. Sure. You take care of yourself. I think that's great. I'd be really curious to get to know you. Just come to my program.
I'll insult all the other assholes for two hours and then we'll have a chat. It'll be magical. Sure, you're there too!