Klaus Birk - Ganz schön schön hier!

In the organizer's words:

Birk - cabaret artist, comedian, author - states: "It's only as nice as here.
Money gone, highways in disrepair, the government arguing like a reality flat share. And Donald plays "SuperTrump".
Everything is speeding up - only the train arrives later.
Ever applied for a daycare place? Until you do, your children are parents.
Schools are falling apart, companies are fleeing, skilled workers are disappearing. Churches are emptying faster than you can drink a beer.
Rents? Higher than Mount Everest. Energy so scarce that you have to blow away the E-Smart with a wind turbine.
Ranting as a popular sport
"Get moving, be sporty!" used to be the motto. Today, swearing is the new trend sport. Doesn't make you slimmer, but ages you faster.
Whining, complaining, spreading fear: AI is stealing jobs, the Chinese are coming! From now on, everyone has to eat chopsticks.
And nature? Floods, fires, earthquakes - less would be more.
Lisa sings sadly:
"I wanted to cross seven bridges - but there was none to be seen by the river."
And what does Pit do? Sitting in the park, eating ice cream, happy about butterflies. Are you still okay?

Or Mike: "We're much better at being bad than others!" Our potholes are among the best in Europe! Children can learn to swim in them when it rains.
And Birk? He talks about wonderful experiences, encounters, mutual help and gratitude. Doesn't he have all the spoons in the cupboard? Or is he just too stupid to complain?
Even the state government advertises: "It's nice here - but have you ever been to Baden-Württemberg?" They've even invited aliens! ("Mission LÄND here" on YouTube!) - because it's so nice to work here.
And Alexis Sorbas calls out with a laugh:
"Hey boss, have you ever seen something collapse so beautifully?"
So: Be happy now.
Because despite everything, it's
It's really nice here!