Nektarios Vlachopoulos

Your chatbot broke up with you today? Your debt counselor is insolvent? The diagnosis from the proctology department is "Fuck yuck what is that"? None of that matters anymore, because now you're here. You're with Nektarios Vlachopoulos.

The award-winning joker and turbo-humanist takes you by the hand, slaps you tenderly with a velvet glove and whispers lovingly: "This is still the best day the world has to offer today." Let your wounded soul be pampered with elaborate nonsense and satirical balm. Nektarios speaks, reads and sings a whole evening just for you, because he doesn't care about anyone else.

Nektarios leads you gently and safely out of depression DIRECTLY INTO MANIA BECAUSE YOU ARE NOW HARDER BETTER FASTER STRONGER AND HAVE NO MORE TIME FOR SENTENCES NEKTARIOS AND YOU NOW TRAVEL THROUGH SPACE TIME FROM THE DEEPEST HELL UP TO PARADISE WITH 365 NEW LEARNINGS PER SECOND AND WITH A THREE-FOLD LOOPING DIRECTLY INTO THE CLOSED. Because he has been to all these places and he has made a program out of it.

So come with us on a wonderful hike through the most beautiful abysses of human consciousness. Relax, let go of all anger and let Nektarios tell you that you shouldn't let anyone tell you anything. Because this is your time! Now is your place! And today is:

THE BEST DAY IN THE WORLD!