Patrick Salmen

"Welcome to my live retreat "Yoga against the right". As usual, there will be a solid mix of stand-up comedy and funny short stories. Basically two hours of super fun! Actually, I wanted to play the viola and perform upscale world literature, but I don't want to show off.

Here's a random press release spit out by ChatGPT's soulless artificial intelligence: "Patrick Salmen dissects urban self-optimizers in the seemingly contradictory conflict of effective politicization and the silent longing for escapism. (That sounds clever) "Yoga gegen Rechts" combines short stories with dry humor, biting dialogue and razor-sharp observations. With satirical acumen and a lot of self-irony, Patrick Salmen exposes the pathological traits of mindfulness-obsessed urban neurotics, because nobody knows as well as the Dortmund comedian that the other person often only seems so weird because they are looking in a mirror. (This sentence clearly makes no sense!)

Rush over and bring your inner cork mat. Afterwards there will be asanas, psychedelic breathing exercises and melodic deep house. Kisses, your Patrick Salmen"