Roberto Capitoni

In the organizer's words:

2025 is the year!
With 44 years of comedy experience, the 9th solo comedy program has its premiere.
60 is the new 40
Because the best years come after the good ones and neither the dinosaurs nor the inhabitants of Pompeii could claim that.

Are the good years really sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll? Or rather outdoor swimming pools, ice cream and French fries?
When he was young, 60 was already old, so really old. Today we think: Tom Cruise, Campino, Jim Carrey and Roberto Capitoni are all over 60?
Is it because of their new titanium hips, Viagra or the good care of their wives?
Daily countless offers that all end up in the spam folder, from safe weight loss, to relief from prostatitis, to varicose vein products, don't help Roberto in this case either.

So what do you do now? Skin creams or Botox?
He notices that invitations to milestone birthdays are decreasing in the same way that funerals are increasing.
He is also about to get a discount on train fares, which is more of an advantage for a ½ Swabian.

A daily glance at Apotheken Umschau or the provisional pension information keeps him oscillating between fits of laughter and despair.
But Roberto wouldn't be Roberto if he didn't have a few simple tricks at his fingertips to make him look young again. At least for a short time. Want an example?
Mix O-juice and Blue Curacao, take a sip, put on a record, close your eyes and you're 17 again and standing in the disco.
Roberto's bucket list would never include a bungee jump, because he would be afraid to kick the bucket in free fall.
But why are there usually life-shortening activities on it anyway?

And if all that wasn't enough, there's also his uncle Luigi, who doesn't always help him out. On the contrary. At times he gets Roberto into some very absurd situations in life, where things can end faster than he would like.

Lively stand-up comedy in 4D: see, hear, feel, laugh!
And where it says Capitoni on it, Roberto is also known to be in it.

Comedy awards:
Gelsenkirchen Cabaret Prize
Bremen Comedy Prize
Specialist - Audience Favorite - Hanover
Bottropper Frechdachs
Audience award - "Stockstädter Römerhelm"

TV shows including Quatsch Comedy Club, NightWash, Kölner Treff, Spätschicht, Wochenshow,

Press reviews
"A master of gestures and facial expressions." (Mittelbadische Presse)
"The audience had plenty of opportunity to laugh tears." (Badische Zeitung)
"Conclusion: Capitoni served up comedy at its finest." (Die Rheinpfalz)
"The audience was rolling with laughter." (Westdeutsche Allgemeine Zeitung)
"A bundle of energy with an inexhaustible reservoir of situation comedy." (Acher- und Bühler Bote ABB)
"90 minutes of uninterrupted joy"
"Exaggerated and extremely funny" (Frankfurter Neue Presse)
"Staccato from one laugh to the next" (Badische Zeitung)

Duration: approx. 2 hours incl. interval
Date: Sunday, November 16, 2025 at 5 pm
Ticket prices:
30 euros / 25 euros in advance
35 Euro / 30 Euro at the B.O.