Schlachtplatte - DIE JAHRESENDABRECHNUNG 2024

In the organizer's words:

Schlachtplatte - Die Jahresendabrechnung - Cologne cabaret artist Robert Griess has once again gathered three great, versatile and, above all, hilarious colleagues around him to create sparks of high comedy from all the topics that would otherwise only put you in a bad mood: topical, varied and hilarious - triple-A cabaret according to the motto "He who honors sacred cows is pious. Whoever slaughters holy cows will be full."
Four comedians for a hallelujah! It's time to settle accounts with everything that was stupid, silly and wrong in 2024! Schlachtplatte doesn't shy away from any hot potato: Everything and everyone gets their comeuppance - served with all the ingredients needed for a hearty slaughter: From sarcastic stand-up monologues to satirical crowd scenes, from socially critical songs to hilarious sketches, nothing is left out to get the audience going at the highest level for two hours.

Robert Griess is one of the sharpest political cabaret artists in Germany and, according to the Kölner Stadt-Anzeiger, has "the fastest and cheekiest mouth in Cologne". He has been organizing the Schlachtplatte for over 15 years. Alice Köfer(Berlin) is the punchline firework with a Berlin snout and a singing voice that is unparalleled in cabaret. Aydin Isik(Cologne) is the intelligent and entertaining subtle spirit with a satirical-critical-comic eye and the gift for great comedy. Sonja Kling (Cologne) is a cabaret artist with a powerful language, voice and dialect, who played in the Lach- und Schiessgesellschaft ensemble for many years and has often appeared on ZDF. Together they present the wildest show west of the Volga!

"At last! After the heyday of the Munich Lach- und Schießgesellschaft, it took a few decades before Bavarian audiences were once again able to enjoy the kind of ensemble cabaret that producer Robert Griess presents under the title "Schlachtplatte"."
Night Critic

www.robertgriess.de

"'Schlachtplatte' is the name of the year-end cabaret show, and the fact that the evening flies by speaks for itself. It's just a shame that it will be another year before the sequel..."
General-Anzeiger, Bonn

"Biting punchlines, dripping corny jokes, spicy commentary and devilishly good political cabaret go hand in hand here. A political and socially critical barbecue"
Rhein-Zeitung, Mainz

"Now the tiresome wait is over and the cabaret artists can strike, put the political events in Berlin through the mincer and turn the powerful of the political scene into minced meat, which they promptly do with obvious pleasure."
Bonner Rundschau

"The four of them are simply great fun with their cleverly observed analysis of the state of the nation, especially as each of them can add their own artistic color."
Kölnische Rundschau

"In view of the caustic sharpness and pleasurable malice of the "monthly final reckoning", it might be better to call it an "inquisition". What the heck: the quartet presents itself in true top form and the audience likes it."
General-Anzeiger

"With pure satire, the "FantaVier des Kabaretts" in a quartet, as a trio, duo or solo unraveled the social scene of the year coming to an end. If the audience has its way, it certainly won't be the last time."
Rheinische Post