Party Dyke's Hoe-Down: A Queer FLINTA* Cowboy Western Party

Das sagt der/die Veranstalter:in:

Hats. Boots. Leather. Lesbianism.

It’s long been known that cowbois are frequently secretly fond of each other. (What did you think all them saddles and boots was about?)

Party Dyke’s dustin’ off their boots, oiling up their belt buckle, and invitin’ all you homosexuals to scoot yer boots down to the local honky-tonk to raise a ruckus hotter than hell with the lid off, and maybe leave with a bitta’ lipstick on yer collars.

There’ll be:

• Line Dancing Lessons - no partner, no problem
• Arm Wrastlin’ - prove you got grit, or are you all hat and no cattle?
• Drag and Burlesque - lineup TBA, but it’ll be hot enough to set yer hat a'fire
• Water Gun Shoot Out - prove y’all can at least shoot straight
• Kissin’ Booth - 'cos a little canoodlin' never hurt nobody
• Veggie BBQ - better than just beans ‘n’ grits, no doubt ‘bout it
• Photo Ops - hot mugshots for cute cowbois
• Good Ol’ Fashioned Toxic Masculinity - but dykey, the way God intended
• And plenty more saloon shenanigans

Dresscode: Hats, chaps, bolo ties, neckerchiefs, denim, flannel, fringes

Any sort of culturally appropriative costuming, confederate flag apparel, or otherwise disrespectful or discriminatory bullspit will result in you getting hauled out through the saloon doors. Ain't no two ways about it.

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Entry’s donation-based — why not grease the wheels on yer way in? (5-15 suggested)